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Jesus Christ

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Location: United Kingdom
Occupation: Turning water into protein
Age: 33
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#69943   2015-04-10 16:06          
"A vicious cold night, a mysterious dawg like human creature is standin above a funky-ass box, filled wit blood n' bones. Prepare ta follow tha trip of OMGahd, a mid-aged muthafucka whoz ass drives a Fiero, n' Jizzy Christ, a muthafucka whoz ass unfortunately has tha same ol' dirty name as a religious thug do. Watch as they chase Doge, tha mass Shoutbox murderer up in Valo City, a cold-ass lil hood where rides float, n' pedestrians be lookin like shit. Watch as they drive round up in they riced up crapboxes, a Fiero n' a Civic, as they chase Doge up in his slammed Golf. It aint nuthin but so slammed, dat it straight-up don't move. Is yo' ass prepared fo' dis journey, biatch? Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck capped tha Shoutbox, tha Porno 2015. Comin soon ta a theata near yo thugged-out ass. Rated B fo'
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